Cops and Robbers

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Julianne Hough joined the judges panel, and fit right in. She is as sexually frustrated as Bruno and Carrie Ann (who both wasted no time in panting over the first male contestant). Julianne spent the evening hitting on every male contestant over forty because they remind her of her dad. If this Electra complex takes hold, it could be an awkward season. Other than that, her judging was pretty spot-on, and far better than Carrie Ann’s.

Her name conjures a million gags, in both senses of the word, and her grumpy, cantankerous grossness is a delight - but cross her at your peril. The ultimate matriarch for our times! I cannot write a list about grandmas in books and not include The Summer Book, which features one of my all-time, absolute favourite Grandmas ever. I know it's not a children's book, but Jansson is one of our most beloved children's authors so... Every one of my students is a potential hero in the making': How Muhammad Khan's class inspired his award-winning book

All content that you submit may be used at Bookswagon'ssole discretion. Bookswagonreserves the right to change, condense, withhold publication, remove or delete any One of my all-time favourite nanas from the wonderful world of children's books is the hilarious and scandalous Grandma Swag from Janet and Allen Ahlberg's Cops and Robbers (Ho! Ho!) Another cheat, but how could I not sneak a Grandpa in at the end of the list? This book has a lot in common with The Summer Book in that it tells the story of a wonderful relationship between a young girl and her grandfather. This is such a lovely, gentle book which really showcases the wonderful relationship between a grandmother and their grandchild. The Nothing to See Here Hotel is nothing short of hilarious, with both Stevens bringing the LOLS, big time. And while not the focal character, Granny Regurgita pretty much stole the show for me.

Well, this book is beautiful in all kinds of ways, but the quiet, calm and unwavering character of Julian's Grandma is an utter joy. Third Place (tie), 32 points: Bethany and Derek (Jive). Yet again, Derek and his partner are the ones to beat! They emerged with a superb dance, and I’m placing my bets that they’ll make the finals. Between Derek’s choreography and fans, Bethany’s easily mobilized fanbase, and her now-evident dance skills, the other couples have their work cut out for them. Odds of elimination: 1 in 100.

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Fifth Place, 30 points: Jonathan and Allison (Jive). Jonathan got a jump start on Personal Story Week by talking about his recently deceased father out of the gate. I’m betting we’ll revisit this issue in two weeks, where it’ll have more impact than the 10 seconds we saw of him tearing up. As for his dance – it was ambitious, but it was not very good, technically. However, it was an excellent routine. That’s what I love about new pros – they have something to prove, and actually work hard to include proper choreography. Jonathan is a superb performer. His smile is so infectious, it almost distracted me from the appalling footwork. Odds of elimination: 1 in 50. All the Milly-Molly-Mandy tales have a special place in my heart, but the young entrepreneur in me (who sadly scarpered when I was about 10) especially loved Milly-Molly-Mandy Spends a Penny - no, not that penny, an actual penny! If you’re like me, you’d already forgotten half the stars by the 9:30 mark. And for the first week, we get to vote the old-fashioned way, mull over who’ll be eliminated, and watch a dedicated results show. So to jog your memory, for the first time this season, let’s welcome our stars! Seventh Place, 27 points: Tommy and Peta (Cha-Cha). What ghastly abomination was this?! More importantly, why are the judges humoring it? A 76 year-old man who can barely move, gyrating to some rap song that is a quarter the speed of any actual dance music, and reiterating ceaselessly that he’s a stoner. This should have gotten threes, or fours if feeling generous. If he’s not the first one out tomorrow, we are going to have a problem this season. Odds of elimination: 1 in 3.

It’s where the seeds of a child’s love for books and reading are planted’: Katrina Charman on the magic of bedtime stories Last Place, 20 points: Betsey and Tony (Cha-Cha). Two derailed routines in a row! Betsey is completely nuts – Tony says there’s a circus in her head. She moves amazingly for a septuagenarian, and her routine was going well until a disaster involving a boa at the end. Whereas Lolo was furious with herself, Betsey looked to be on the verge of tears. The judges came down hard on her and gave her fives across the board, even though Carrie Ann did it with a lot of enthusiasm. Betsey was far better than Tommy, though, and I hope to see more of her unique fashion sense this season. Odds of elimination: 1 in 6.

Dyma ble mae hadau cariad plentyn at lyfrau a darllen yn cael eu plannu:’ Katrina Charman ar hudoliaeth straeon cyn cysgu I love this book; I love the gentle pace of the story about a summer spent on a family island in the gulf of Finland, focusing on the beautiful, tempestuous, playful relationship between the very new (Sophie) and the very old (Grandmother), told with the brutal honesty that befits both ages. Please read this book. 10. Granpa by John Burningham Noi isn't at sure about staying at his Grandma's and his curiosity and observations about her Nana-ish ways are charming, but then sometimes nanas have a way of surprising us - and Grandma Bird is no exception! 9. The Summer Book by Tove Jansson No booklist I write is complete without Milly-Molly-Mandy. Old fashioned, yes. Rose-tinted, yes. Utterly comforting, OOOOOOH yes.